Bliss

Why is it, that there is nothing more wonderful than having one's hair brushed?

I brush my own hair everyday and it never feels this good.

Split Them Hairs!

Have you ever been in the situation where a discussion is taking place and certain members of the group seem to be driven by some unholy curiosity to discover the tiniest unimportant detail possible?

They call it “splitting hairs” for a reason.

It is quite literally the most frustrating and pointless of all earthly activities….. and I point blank refuse to participate.

Split Them Hairs!