At Kara's Request

Here are my Katie google results:

Katie is..
1) Awesome (...I can't say I disagree with that..)
2) Short for what name (Well, yes, I suppose that is a logical question to ask with a name like Katie.)
3) A poo (Hey, now. That's not very nice).

Katie should..
1) Have Gone (Have gone...to...whre? Where should I have gone?)
2) ..er bag (shoulder bag? Katie shoulder bag? I'm almost curious enough to complete the search and see what that is)

Katie needs..(this one produced my favorite, so there are more)
1) Hula lessons (Wow, google actually knows me really well for this to be the first one to pop up. Creepy)
2) To work on her posture (Yeah, that's probably true too. However, I have been sitting up straighter since there is an 8-lb. person inside of me kicking me whenever I slouch)
3) Blog (Not "a blog", but just "katie needs blog". Well, I have blog. I have multiple blog actually. Fail google).
4) To go (to...the store? I am actually out of floss)
5) A boyfriend (False. Katie is married. Boyfriends no longer necessary ever again)
6) To get a life (ok, this might be true... I don't actually have one of those in the typical college since.. but I do like mine!)
7) A shower (I just took one this morning. I promise. I almost fell asleep in there because it felt so nice.)
8) A bra (Hey now, I am definitely wearing one of those.)