We have two dogs. Sort of. Copper, a big shiba inu puppy dog just over a year old, and Gizmo, a 13-year-old pekingese-pomeranian mix. Gizmo is fairly certain that he is, in fact, NOT a dog. Not only that, he seems to think it insulting when we might suggest that he is a dog. Copper is 100% pure dog. And when they get together Copper thinks that EVERYTHING Gizmo does is some sort of playful action. Gizmo thinks that EVERYTHING Copper does is extremely disgusting and insulting. I would just love to hear a conversation between them. I think it would go something like this:
Gizmo: Grrrrrrrr
Copper: You want to play? You want to play? Play? Play? Play? *wag, wag, wag, howl*
Gizmo: I hate your face. Please do not insinuate that I would EVER play with YOU.
Copper: Play? *Woof woof!!*
Gizmo: Seriously?
