Perfect

We had a horrible thunderstorm just now.  The kind where you walk outside and are soaking in 5 seconds.  I went outside to move my car into the garage because the storm sirens went off and I was worried about hail damage. By the time I made it back inside the house, I was soaked. I went upstairs to change and changed into some yoga pants (because they are comfortable) and my yellow "Don't Tread On Me" t-shirt with the snake on it.

I am also sitting here watching Fox news and playing with my cute baby.

The scene is set. When who comes knocking on my door but an activist from a liberal environmental group asking for a donation.

I let her give her spiel. I invite her into the house because it is still raining.  I am sure she is thinking that she just walked into some sort of crazy place. Here I am wearing my "Don't Tread On Me" t-shirt, and the Sean Hannity show is on in the background. I couldn't have planned this any better if I had tried.

As she is leaving she asks me, "Just for a poll question, would you say you are generally democrat, independent, or republican?"

I was tempted to say "Take a wild guess".