The Hunt!

I think you really get to see the crazy side of people, when they spend 12 hours in a box. Say.... a car for instance.

My husband became a predator of bad drivers. The hunt intensified as we found a driver that was doing 90mph and crossed over the solid white line, or drove in between two lanes 23 times in 8 miles. The prey tried to evade my crafty husband on several occasions. But the Hunter was smarter and our ran the specimen easily. He feabily thought rude hand signlas would sway the King of the Roads from his quest to rid the world of such drivers. But alas, he have his licence plate number, and therefore the story will not end here. 

Your Bum

It is really hard to wipe your bum with the wrong hand. Just Sayin'.....

This just about sums it up....

Thoughts on getting a dog

Sometimes people who are considering getting a puppy will ask me what troubles Copper caused us when he was a puppy, or what things he destroys.

I like to think of it in a different light.

It's not so much about what Copper has destroyed, it's more about...what he HASN'T destroyed.

Most recently, a pair of socks. And his third (yes, THIRD) leash.

He is lucky he's so cute.

I am practically famous.

I am in Chicago for a conference this week. At the conference, a hearing aid company threw a party for us and at the party the Blues Brothers were there. Yes, the real Blue Brothers (well, John Belushi died, but they had Dan Aykroyd and Jim Belushi there). So, pretty cool.

To add to the coolness, we were at the concert in the VERY FRONT!! So close that we could rest our arms on the stage.

To make it even COOLER, Jim Belushi pulled some of us in front onto the stage at the end of the concert. And I totally danced with Jim Belushi on stage. Believe it.

Pretty good conference :)

patheticisim

I have invented a word "patheticism." This word is never capitalized no matter it's position in a sentence, or the noun for which it is referring to. This is to emphasis the point.

Definition: "The practice of one viewing their own blog at least 61 times in the last month, in hopes that she will find clever entertainment there, and the deep feeling of shame that quickly sets in."

I hope your busy schedule clears up soon Katie!

Bliss

Why is it, that there is nothing more wonderful than having one's hair brushed?

I brush my own hair everyday and it never feels this good.

Update

Have not made time machine.

Progress update so far: I have a clock, and a computer, and the ability to google search. Will begin construction...tomorrow.

Time machine final analysis: In Progress.

Lolcat

Sometimes when I am having a rough time, I look up pictures of lolcats, and then my day gets a little brighter. Here are some lolcats examples for you.

I think Facebook is stalking me.

Check this out. I just found it, I didn't make it. I am weirded out.

Facebook is STALKING us!